Also at: AO3
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Characters/Pairings: Mycroft Holmes/Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, St. Mofftiss
Word count: 520
Warnings/contents: consensual sibling incest, threesomes, meta, desecration of poetry, possible childhood ruining
Beta: Thanks to evila_elf for beta
Notes: Seasonal porny threesome meta. In verse. I'd pretend to be sorry, but we'd both know I was lying.
Summary: In which various Christmas wishes are granted.
‘Twas the night before Christmas at 221B,
Celebrations were done, all departed save three.
The silence grew awkward in front of the fire,
As each secretly hoped it was time to retire.
“I’m off.” Sherlock rose, with a sniff and a sneer,
“Can’t see any further point sitting ‘round here.”
To which Mycroft nodded as John drained his glass,
Both unduly distracted by Sherlock’s fine arse.
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