Tags: poetry


Fic: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (A Visit from St. Mofftiss) (Mycroft/Sherlock/John, R, poetry)

Title: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (A Visit from St. Mofftiss)
Also at: AO3
Status: Complete
By: daasgrrl
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Characters/Pairings: Mycroft Holmes/Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, St. Mofftiss
Rating: R
Word count: 520
Warnings/contents: consensual sibling incest, threesomes, meta, desecration of poetry, possible childhood ruining
Beta: Thanks to evila_elf for beta
Notes: Seasonal porny threesome meta. In verse. I'd pretend to be sorry, but we'd both know I was lying.

Summary: In which various Christmas wishes are granted.

‘Twas the night before Christmas at 221B,
Celebrations were done, all departed save three.
The silence grew awkward in front of the fire,
As each secretly hoped it was time to retire.

“I’m off.” Sherlock rose, with a sniff and a sneer,
“Can’t see any further point sitting ‘round here.”
To which Mycroft nodded as John drained his glass,
Both unduly distracted by Sherlock’s fine arse.

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Restraint (House/Wilson, NC-17, kink)

Title: Restraint
By: daasgrrl
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Kink. Even worse, poetry.
Word count: 370
Beta: Thank you to the lovely elynittria for impeccable beta, not to mention bonus tranquilizers...
Notes: Extremely late birthday fic for bironic, inspired by her fabulous 'sestinafic'. This one is also written in the form of a sestina, but you don't really need to know what that is (unless you want to). Happy birthday, bironic! For, um, July *g*

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How (Greg) House Stole Slashfest! (mild R)

How (Greg) House Stole Slashfest!
Pairing: Yes
Rating: teeny tiny R
Word count: 1,300
Summary: Every Fan / Down in Slashville / Liked Fan-fic a lot…
Warnings: Crack. In verse.
Disclaimer: House and associated characters are owned by David Shore, Bad Hat Harry Productions, et al. This fic is a line-by-line (and where possible, idea-by-idea) desecration adaptation of Dr Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, which I also lay no claim to. Thankfully.
Special thanks: To [info]evila_elf for the read-through and the Very Special Contribution *huggles*
Notes: Once upon a time, long ago and far away in the XF fandom, I read a charming little fic entitled "Green Eggs and Krycek". Deeply moved by its touching sentiments, I dreamed that one day I, too, would have the opportunity to debase Dr Seuss in the service of fandom. I'm so… proud. I would like to take this opportunity to blame acknowledge [info]mer_duff, and especially, [info]bironic, whose references to House as The Grinch stuck me with the idea that wouldn't die. This was written in mid-October, but I wanted to post at a more seasonal date to coincide with the upcoming [info]hw_fest (which begins December 9th, and which, by the way, really doesn't scan well). Happy Slashfest!

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